Musical Fun - One Liners

Small wonder we have so much trouble with air pollution in the world when so much of it has passed through saxophones.

Question: What's the difference between Trumpet Players and Treasury Bonds?
Answer : Treasury Bonds eventually mature and earn money.

Question: Why can't a gorilla play the Trumpet?
Answer : he's too sensitive.

Question Why can't you trust Trombone players?
Answer : it is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it!

Question: What's the difference between a French Horn and a 1957 Chevrolet?
Answer : you can tune the Chevrolet.

Question: why are concert intermissions no longer than 20 minutes?
Answer : so you don't have to re-train the Viola Players.

Question: What do Trumpet players use for Birth Control?
Answer : their personalities.

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